Aw, look how "happy" and totally "together" Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are.  The little lesbian couple that could were spotted leaving a club in Los Angeles last night.   LiLo had quite a sourpuss on, but maybe it was those fake eyelashes weighing her face down.  Sam Ro, of course turned out in her finest Hot Topic gear (her sister Charlotte Ronson is a fashion designer, can't she hook her up?).

   

Aw, Lindsay, you're blushing!  We spotted Lindsay Lohan actually looking kind of cute instead of sour in London late last night. 

We spotted LiLo back in foggy London town after jetting off to Paris for a couple of days.  She was of course followed by Samantha Ronson, aka Sourpuss, as they left club Faces.  Look how cheerful Lindz is and old Sam Ro can't even crack a smile; I guess being a dj is more strenuous than we realize.

       

I feel like I've used that headline before and that's probably because these two really don't have anything to do except take vacations. 

We spotted Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving London this morning and making their way to Paris. The two were accompanied by a security detail, which is nice for them because they look like they may have had a late night and I know when I'm hung over I can always use a little help getting around.  Sam Ro probably has some dj gigs which LiLo will probably go to and stand around, I'd imagine.

        

We spotted dj Samantha Ronson and her mafia bride Lindsay Lohan leaving the Chinawhite club in London last night.  Sam Ro got on the ones and twos while LiLo stood there and drank red bull, I'd imagine.

I kind of love when Lindz gets dressed up like this.  The long hair extensions, the show girl make up, the fur jacket; it's like she's paying tribute to her Long Island roots.

      

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken their love abroad.  The couple are currently in London and were stopping for snacks at a market when we spotted them tonight. Sam Ro has some dj gigs lined up and LiLo is going stand there and watch her I'd imagine.

Lindsay has been full of some great quotes recently.  In regarding her sexuality, she told Harper's Bazaar that didn't consider herself to be a lesbian, but when asked if she was bisexual Lindsay responded "Maybe. Yeah."  A girl who dates guys and girls?  Yeah, that's probably bi.

Another eloquent morsel from Lindsay is when she referred to Barack Obama as "colored."  Oh yeah. In an interview with Access Hollywood where she wass asked about our new president she responded, "It was really exciting. It's an amazing feeling. It's our first colored president."   Um, no actually, he's not.  He is the first African-American president, actually, but why would I expect her to get a little something like that right in 2008?

       

Do my eyes deceive me?  Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson riding the subway together?  That's so pedestrian!  And am I seeing things right?  Because it looks like they got off on 34th street which means they were hanging out in Midtown!  EW! 

Baffled, we spotted Lindsay and Sam hop the A C E train yesterday.  The luvahs were hanging out in Soho (their rightful environment) and then took the subway uptown to check out some dj equipment. (Btw I love how no one seems to give a shit that these two are on the train.)  It really looks like LiLo and SamRo are trying to fully immerse themselves in New York life.  I'm sure a stint in Brooklyn is right around the corner for these two (now that would prove their street cred)!

            

Damn Samantha Ronson is sexy!  Look at her sucking down that cigarette; dark circles under her eyes and mussed hair...I can truly see why Lindsay's into her. 

My favorite power couple are back in New York City.  We spotted them last night as they arrived into JFK airport and I can't wait to see what hell they raise now that they're in the Big Apple.  I'm supposing there will be some Beatrice Inn drama and probably a trip to Long Island to visit Ali to bring her shopping for push up bras and belly rings.

        

They say the couple that spins together, stays together (no they don't)!  We spotted Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in the dj booth at the Lotus Lounge in Washington, D.C. over the weekend.  Sam Ro was booked to spin as part of a charity fund raiser for the Children's Miracle Network. Meanwhile LiLo reportedly sipped Grey Goose vodka and Red Bull while she watched her lady in action.  Aww, that's love.

  

Trouble in paradise, ladies? We spotted a jolly-looking Lindsay Lohan and sullen Samantha Ronson in Manhattan last night. 

Lindsay was smiling, perhaps she was drunk because there is no way she could have picked out that outfit sober!  Am I right in thinking it the idea of of that top is a digital needle point, sheer blouse? Clearly paired with leggings and and hot pink, suede booties.  Sulky Ronson wore pink shoes too...while shooting death rays into the back of Lindsay's head.

     

But which one's which?  We spotted Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson leaving Madison Square Garden in New York City after catching one of Madonna's concerts on the Sticky and Sweet Tour.

Lindsay has hinted that she will dress up as veep nominee Sarah Palin for Halloween.  Rubber masks of Palin's face have been flying off the shelves and in addition to LiLo as Sah Pah, Sam might dress up as Todd Palin!  I'm sure Todd Palin never imagined a life where he might be so famous, lesbian djs would pretend to be him for Halloween.